Person 1: fuck people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

Person 2: mucho texto

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mucophilia

Another word for sneeze fetish. A sexual attraction to sneezing.

Person 1: "Hey dude have any weird kinks or creepy stuff?"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"

mucophilia by theresmybutt March 6, 2017

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Muchos Ripos

Similar to the term "RIP", but used to indicate were the "RIP" is of greater significance.

RIP: Used to indicate that a plan or idea has fallen through.

Person 1: "I've sprained my PeNis!"
Person 2: "Muchos Ripos!"

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Mucho Calor Pene

When two partners engage in a highly dangerous and flammable variation on anal sex. The receiving partner lines his/her anal canal with sandpaper, while the giving partner covers the tip of their penis with a thick layer of sulfur; turning the penis into a match-like combustible. The two partners begin to perform the rituals of anal sex, effectively igniting the penis in a rage of flame. This practice has been linked to the sado-masochistic practices of the BDSM culture. It is one of the most dangerous acts of abnormal sexuality and is not practiced at most dungeons.

Joe always was a receiver because being the dominant partner did not bring enough pain to satisfy his masochistic desires. That is until he heard of the Mucho Calor Pene! Now that son of a bitch is giving it left and right. And I heard his cock looks like a burnt cheeto!

Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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