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msn messenger 

This is how most teenagers talk, this is used to flirt and talk to other teenagers. Adults are wary of it and all assume we are talking to perverts.
Wanna talk later? - sure we'll talk on msn messenger
msn messenger by Natalie August 9, 2004

MSN Messenger 

Currently causing the breakdown of society and the reason why most of us teenagers cant speak or write properly.

Probably will have some part to play in the eventual demise of the human race.
I likez msn lolz.

The whole world-wide nuclear attack was organising by al-qaeda on MSN Messenger. LOLZ.
MSN Messenger by Robin Hoodie February 20, 2009

msn messenger 

Msn messenger is an instant messaging service. NOT a chatroom. You can talk to your friends online and your friends only, unless you add someone to your contacts list that you do not know. Its a service that allows you to talk to your friends for free. So parents stop being paranoid...it is NOT and I will repeat NOT a chatroom!
Mum: "I am not sure that I want you to go on this chatroom"
Kid: "It's not a chatroom its an instant messaging service"
Mum: "I'm not sure"
Kid: "Fine then, look i'll show you" *signs onto messenger*

Kid: Hiya Sarah
Sarah: Hiya
Kid: what are we talking on now?
Sarah: msn messenger....der!!
Kid: Is msn messenger a chatroom?
Sarah: No.. it's an instant messaging service.
Kid: Thank you

*Kid turns to Mum*
Kid: "See, I told you Mum, it's not a chatroom"
msn messenger by Christina1337 October 10, 2005

msn messenger 

form of communication
where people use a language that no-one can understand

& more addictive than a drug
msn messenger person 1 says:
hey hws u
msn messenger person 2 says:
gdgd u
msn messenger person 1 says:
im gd wubu2
msn messenger by emilie. January 27, 2008

MSN Messenger 

Microsoft's very own messenger service, used by a huge variety of people to chat with each other offering many useful features. Mainly used by teenagers & often assumed that the Messenger is used by perverts.
"I'll speak to you later, on MSN Messenger"
MSN Messenger by Ringmasterrob September 15, 2004

msn messenger 

The newest way to have intercourse with other people.
And by intercourse, I mean speech, you perverts.
"Step aside phones, letters, morse code, and actual talking, here comes MSN messenger!"
msn messenger by T.J.(cc) November 15, 2005
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