MRI

Magnetic resonance imaging.

The doctor said I do need an MRI.

by Q February 22, 2005

MRI

A medical diagnostic imaging examination that is ordered for one of the following reasons:

1) The cat scan (CT scan) came back inconclusive.
2) The Radiologist needs a new Ferarri.
3) Your doctor is an idiot.
4) You actually needed one (least likely).

I went to the doctor and the x-ray showed an abnormality, so he ordered a cat scan. The cat scan was inconclusive, so they tried an ultrasound. The ultrasound was basically useless so my doctor ordered an MRI.

by Flight23 December 20, 2006

MRI

MENTALLY RETARDED IDIOT

WIGGER: I'll fuck yo ass up nigga!"

PERSON: Dude, your such an MRI, STFU.

WIGGER: I dont need magnetic resonce imaging!"

PERSON: Fucktard nerd,your a mentally retarded idiot!

by jkr987 March 2, 2009

mri

someone who likes to inflict pain to the rear end on another mammal, using specifically dental tools.

Watch your behind, that mri is walking behind us.

by Daddy Longer Legs December 19, 2017

MRI

MRI 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 for 𝗠an's a 𝗥eal 𝗜diot

Usagi: Ahh... Jodio, the letters 'MRI'... Do you know what they stand for? MRI?
Jodio: They stand for, uhh... the M's gotta be Magnetic... uh... The R is, uh...
Usagi: M - Man's a

R- Real

I- Idiot

by gyros steely balls August 16, 2024

mri kolicaj

An Albanian slang phrase for a slutty cunt posing as a devout Christian. Usually one who is self-absorbed and thinks they’re hot when they’re short and sickly.

She’s fake and full of herself…she’s a mri kolicaj.

by michigan_gal January 22, 2024