mphatso

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A lil dude that always fumble the bag when it comes to girls. He's got charisma but ABSOLUTELY NO GAME WHATSOEVER. Some might even call him a gay best friend...heck, he basically is

My gay best friend Mphatso is so gay
Patty managed to fumble the bag even after hitting up my dad

mphatso by dj khaled42069 November 25, 2021

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mphatso

A type of rare name you would never come across. There the type of person to stick strong through anything and will always have your side no matter what. There quite challenging to be around but at the end of the day you’ll make it. Everyone needs a mphatso in there life.

Always check up on mphatso

mphatso by Yourlefttoe November 21, 2021

Related Words

mphatso • mphatsoane • Maphatso • My hat's off to you

mphatsoane

This guy is amazing, brave and never fumbles the bag when it comes to girls.Your blessed yo have a mphatsoane next to you he is basically a living vessel of god.Hes a f*cking goat

Mphatsoane is a goat

mphatsoane by M hm April 1, 2022

Maphatso

Pronounced like ma fatso
Is for anyone that is family or friends
They are your fatso

Hey Maphatso! How are you doing, sister?

Maphatso by Tufa June 5, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026