A person who likes to frighten others and drink free soda. They use shaker cans and are not easily intimidated. They are never expected and have ninja-like reflexes.
"That monster came out of nowhere. he was all like grr and i was like oh shit."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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Best Energy Drink out there, Light years ahead of Redbull.
Person 1: Damn this Monster is niceee.
Person 2: Damn gimme some of that!
by onemic September 7, 2006
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Plural form of monster
1. A creature or race of beings that do not conform with the ways of those who would call them monsters.
2. An entity not of this world, somthing that dosn't belong or exist in our relm, world, or plane.
3. A being that's sole purpos is to give experiance unto a party simply for the defeat of said monster(s)
by Nogohoho October 18, 2003
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monster energy drink packaged by monster energy inc.flavors are "original" "lo-carb" "assault" "khaos" "M-80" "heavy metal" and java flavors are "big black" "loca moca" "mean bean" "russian" "irish blend" "nut up" "lo-ball" "chai-hai" Monster is the greatest liquid ever created in this world I love monster, best energy supplement ever
'rick'hey dawg where you get that monster?
'joe' from the store you want one?
'rick' yea!
'joe' hahaha just kidding
'rick' fuck you
by monsterwillneverdie July 11, 2008
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a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)
I just crapped out an absolute monster! I literally had the toilet bowl filled to the rim!
by weeble wobble January 14, 2005
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A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.
Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.

John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).



by monsterluver March 30, 2009
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The fucking ugliest fatest girl. Thinks people like her. Likes the biggest hick in school. And luckily cleans up well.
by Monster hater February 22, 2005
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