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mon the biff
"Mon" is "come on" in Scottish. "The Biff" is what fans call the Scottish rock band "Biffy Clyro". Mon the biff therefor means something like "Come on Biffy Clyro". Fans scream this at concerts just before the show and in between songs.
mon the biff by TheLastCrusade October 31, 2013
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Mon the bishy
A common chant used by members of the Bishopbriggs nationalist contingent (TBC). Literally translated to "Come on the Bishopbriggs", is a chant of pride calling for the independence of Bishopbriggs from it's local authority.
From the Scottish town of Bishopbriggs
From the Scottish town of Bishopbriggs
Mon the bishy by MuffDiver420 May 15, 2019
Mon The Con
An expression given to an individual who on the surface, seems nice/normal. This isn’t the case however... Over time you’ll begin to notice a shift in their personality. They’ve create a false persona to smokescreen their true, evil intentions.
This term is used to describe someone who shrouds themselves in their own lies, in order to fool people into believing that they’re someone that they’re not.
Con Artists! (Kinda)
This term is used to describe someone who shrouds themselves in their own lies, in order to fool people into believing that they’re someone that they’re not.
Con Artists! (Kinda)
Sterry:
I’ve known Ben for a long time now, but recently his true colours have really started to show. He’s now super creepy and gross. He wasn’t like this before.
Elwood:
Sounds like a classic case of
Mon The Con dude!
I’ve known Ben for a long time now, but recently his true colours have really started to show. He’s now super creepy and gross. He wasn’t like this before.
Elwood:
Sounds like a classic case of
Mon The Con dude!
Mon The Con by Elwoodddddddddddddd June 22, 2021
Harvard on the Mon
Is another name for Cal U. Mon refers to the Monongahela River that is right next to the University. There’s not much to do at Harvard on the Mon but you can always count on the train going by when you’re in a rush and on your way in or out of the River Lot.
“So I keep hearing students call this place ‘Harvard on the Mon’ what does that even mean?” “I have no fucking clue man.”
Harvard on the Mon by iswearimgonnafightthattrain April 19, 2019
Jon The Mon
Jon the Mon is a full time Twitch streamer who does not have autism. Also, Lewis Reed is a stupid little cunt.
Jon The Mon by C4esar February 1, 2019
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Pee Calculus
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