MOMMKE 

MOMMKE IS A CULT YOU CAN ONLY JOIN BY SAYING MOMMKE 3 TIMES

"MOMMKE, MOMMKE, MOMMKE"
ISSAC SHUT THE HELL UP!

MOMMKE by cerified Shinobi November 10, 2020

sloppy mommie 

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

sloppy mommie by running out of patience January 5, 2008

On Mommie 

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.

Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!

On Mommie by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

ubeen momment

When you bot out so hard in valorant with Jett that you make your teamates want to blow their brains out.

what did you do yesterday?
I had a ubeen momment.

ubeen momment by RICHMONEYYY November 10, 2020

Mommertz 

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.

I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.

Mommertz by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012

Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

Mommergency by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018

you got mommed 

To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.

Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!

you got mommed by Sprid January 21, 2006