Modern Warfare 2 

America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.

Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....

Modern Warfare 2 by Keegor Sweet December 12, 2009

Modern Warfare 2 

The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.

Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?

Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*

Modern Warfare 2 by ProjectRealityForTheGame January 18, 2011

Modern Warfare 2 

A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.

A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.

Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"

Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"

Modern Warfare 2 by shcoome March 2, 2010

modern warfare 2 

A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls

11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"

Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"

*1 game later*

Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"

*1 more game later*

Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"

*1 knife later*

Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"

*1 more knife*

Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*

*next week*

Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"

Gamer: "Infinity Ward"

modern warfare 2 by Harruxx ftw :) September 8, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 

This game is for several types of people:
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models

2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"

Online play includes the following types of people:

1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.

2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.

3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."

Noob: I love playing modern warfare 2

Pwner: You aren't playing!

Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)

Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.

Modern Warfare 2 by NoobPwner1234xxxxxx March 6, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 

The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.

Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.

Modern Warfare 2 by ipwnmadnoobs June 2, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 

The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.

Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"

Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."

Modern Warfare 2 by mw2freak October 14, 2009