Modern Warfare 2

The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.

Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.

by ipwnmadnoobs June 02, 2010