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Mother of all Shorts

A term first heard on Nov 2024 on the Grand Exchange, a forum of like-minded ethnically Asian virgins who share a common interest of trading worthless cryptographic assets. The term came to the creator in a dream, and is supposed to indicate a "minsky-like moment type shit".

Not only is the Moas a call to arms to sell all assets, but it is more importantly a mindset. Only the enlightened can achieve the moas. After accepting into the moas into your life, nothing will matter but the moas. Life is beautiful after.

The moas gained popularity in the coming months as cryptographic assets plummeted to levels not seen since the great bear market of 2022.

Dec 2024 to Jan 2025 is known as the Greater MOAS period.
"Tuuka you need to adopt the moas and stop holding onto fartcoin"

"Jaydog was a worthy adversary but even he fell victim to the MOAS "

"Comment your wallet address here for your allocation to the $MOAS presale"

"MOAS is sweet in the beginning, and sweet in the end"
Moas by tuuka January 13, 2025
Mother of all Shorts

The term "Moas" was first heard on the Grand Exchange, a forum of like minded ethnically Asian virgins that trade cryptographic coins, on Nov 2024. The term came to the creator in a vision, which he said will create a "minsky-like moment type shit" .

It started gaining popularity the coming months as the price of cryptocurrency plummeted , and the cries of the masses could be heard screaming out, "it's not over until ETH reaches ATH". Moas is a mindset that only the enlightened can achieve.
"Tuuka you need to adopt the moas and stop holding onto fartcoin"

"Jaydog was a worthy adversary but even he fell victim to the MOAS "

"Comment your wallet address here for your allocation to the $MOAS presale"

"MOAS is sweet in the beginning, and sweet in the end"
Moas by tuuka January 13, 2025
Noun- stands for “mother of all shorts”. It is used by traders primarily in the crypto space to refer to a grand short trade where the overall bullish trend ends and reverses. The moas is a legend to some and a philosophy to live by to others. The term was first used and popularized by a trader on twitter who goes by the handle @thiccyth0t
Everyday I wake up in pursuit of the MOAS.

This bitcoin short is the MOAS.

I top ticked the MOAS
MOAS by 0xDew_ February 28, 2025

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) 

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) is a psychological condition that affects many people born between the years of 1985 and 2000.

Symptoms of MOAS

- Apologizing for things that do not need an apology.
- Apologizing excessively.

- Apologizing continuously even after the other person has accepted your apology
- Feelings of guilt for not meeting unrealistic expectations.
- Invalidating one’s own feelings / rationalizing them as insignificant.
- Self-Gaslighting
Person 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Person 2: You don't need to be sorry for that.

Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Stop apologizing. You must have MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome).

ronnie moas 

A scam artist. An imposter who says he is a top 10 stock analyst on Wall Street, but is not even a registered investment adviser. Moas pumped up numerous crypto currencies as well, and has also front-ran his recommendations to an "elite" email list so that these people could sell the pump created by his "normal" email list. Moas loves to play the victim (see court docs), and is currently in legal trouble for slandering Arbitrade ltd. and its consultants.
ronnie moas by Dignity Bear March 19, 2019
- are you bagholding GME waiting for the MOASS?

- This is the way
MOASS by ChaosMcKinnon March 8, 2021
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