MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN! Share definition Flag Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly. Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!" MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN! by because why not January 26, 2015 0 0 Get merch