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So originally "mate" would mean either freind (informal); or someone who you were planning on impregnating / getting impregnated by (depending on the reader's gender, if they have one at all) The internet and texting alike meant people were more interested in saying "m8" to save time, however, etymology clearly shows that the words carry less emotion, in such instances as people constantly saying "m8" when they dont mean it ... (see example)

Which brings the nation back to the point of "mEIGHT" whereupon they can realise their mistake in the first place and mock anyone who uses "m8", and ridicule it for its destruction of human nature
Adam: alryt m8
Normal MSN participant: er ... hello .. mate ...
Adam: u ok m8?
Normal MSN particpant (slightly vexed): yeh, I'm ok, u alright yourself?
Adam: yeh i'm ok m8, r u alryt?
Normal MSN partiicpant (faggrivated): erm ... look seriously I'm alright, you're alright, was there anything you wanted to talk about
Adam: yeh m8, im jus chattin to sum of my msn peeps
Normal MSN participant (back to normal state when he realises Adam is simply a silly little beggfreind who's emotions are replaced with Newspeak, he therefore no longer gives a shit): that's nice
Adam: yeh, neway I'm a little cunt and I keep chattin in cycles cos I'm a little cunt who has no personality of his own, I hide behind letters and digits, I ain't even got the guts to say "meight", not in real life anyway
Normal MSN participant: ur a cunt m8
meight by Willis McGee July 26, 2006
What you're really saying when you type 'M8'. You're not trendy, you're illiterate.
<Hey M8!
Spelt wrong>
<It's slang
It's a typo.>
Might as well say Meight>
Meight by fluentinsarcasm24 November 3, 2021
The most beautiful woman in the whole world. In Hindi, it means "a cool breeze". Women with the name of Meigha have an intoxicating voice, hypnotic eyes and an almond color skin. She is funny, classy and if she gets to know you well enough, she might even make you meet her handsome husband.
1. When courting your woman. You are far more beautiful than Salma Hayek. You are a Meigha.

2. That wine is Meigha.

3. If God is a woman, She must be Meigha.
Meigha by Bau-ji September 20, 2014

Mighty Moe 

A friend you can always count on

...an awesomely cool Dude !
"Through thick or thin that dude was a Mighty Moe !"
or
"I was broke and he Mighty Mo-ed me some gas money !"
Mighty Moe by TJadeW March 21, 2013

Bitch, I might be 

What you say when there is a possibility that you are guilty of an offense
Judge: Are you guilty?
Gucci Mane: Bitch, I might be.

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*