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Meets

A Meets is a person who has hair everywhere on their body excluding the top of their heads. Topless Meets's are commonly mistaken for rough bears on the beach and have led to many false animal control calls. They imitate the Walt Disney character Goofy when walking, this is due to their feet merging with their vellies.

A Meets can be found in areas with a high concentration of females, and will be observed to travel a few meters behind the female specimens.

A Meets has the able to buy anything from anyone at their desired price. In extreme cases a Meets can even negotiate to the point where a salesperson will pay the Meets to take the item.

A common disability known to pop up in the Meets bloodline is color blindness, this is due to their genetic tendency to stare directly at the Sun.

A Meets will make one of the most reliable friends and have a heart of gold.

An example animal control call is supplied:
911: "911 whats your emergency"
Karen: "a bear, there is a Bear on the Beach"
911: "Mam are you sure it is not the youngest member of the meets family, does he have hair on top of his head"
Karen: "Not a single hair"
911: " Mam what you have encountered today was not a bear, it was a Meets. To confirm that it is n Meets and not a bear please describe the way it walks"
Karen: " His walk resembles that of Goofy"
911: "Then it is indeed a meets, mam should I refer a counselor to you to help you recover from the dramatic experience?"
Karen: "Yes please"
Mr Meets just bought a burger and got a tip from the waiter.
by Magniesenie August 19, 2022
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Meets the mohel

An action performed by something or someone deemed to be favorable.
Man! This burger really meets the mohel!
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He meets assholes everywhere he goes.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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Bad Meets Evil

Eminem and Royce da 5' 9'' formed this group in 1999 and split up after releasing a small album in 1999. They joined together to release ''Fast Lane'' a single in 2011. They will be releasing an EP called ''Hell: The Sequel'' on June 14th 2011 according to Paul Rosenberg.
Guy 1: yo what you listening to?
Guy 2: bad meets evil.. Em and Royce spitting some fucking dirty rhymes.
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where the rubber meets the road

An athlete can train all day, but the race is where the rubber meets the road and they'll know how good they really are.
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Boy Meets World

THE BEST THING about 1993 and one of the best sitcoms EVAR
I watced Boy Meets World religiously when I was in middle school.
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bad meets evil

A Detroit Hip Hop duo. It was the best hip hop duo in the history of hip hop. The members were Eminem and Royce Da 5'9. They were both lyrical murderers. Unfortunately the duo split apart and had beef.
Hey, put some bad meets evil on my ipod.
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