meatball man

one who transports a meatball sized piece of rectum cake from the toilet with his mother's silverware and gently smooshes it into a nearby friends ear while they sleep.

willis: yo dowg, cleedis is sleepin... lets put sum shit in that nigga ear yo!
leroy: ha haaaaa word life nigga... you's the meatball man huh?

meatball man by johnny mac October 29, 2007

The Meatball Man 

The Meatball Man is a wrester, boxer, mascot, and former olympian. Though he is famous for being an athletic icon for the past 40 years, he is rarely seen in public, and therefore has many imposters--especially throughout the streets of Alabama. Some imposters have been identified:
Howie Mandell
The infamous Johnny Methlab
Danny DeVito
Mel B
Land and Sea Goblins

Some other famous Hollywood celebrities are seen, but not as often.
For the duration of his wrestling career, The Meatball Man was known as "The Ultimate Meatball" or "Meatball the Great".

We hope you're doing well, Meatball Man. We know you're out there.

LOOK, OVER THERE! IT'S THE MEATBALL MAN!!

wait..

*rips off costume* JOHNNY METHLAB?
*rips off mask* HOWIE MANDELL?
*rips off mask* DANNY DEVITO?
*rips off mask* DONALD TRUMP?
*rips off mask* MEL B?
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A LAND GOBLIN!
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A SEA GOBLIN!!
*rips off mask* .....JOHNNY METHLAB?!

The Meatball Man by Simon J. Riddleson aka Ridley August 25, 2018

meatball manwhore 

Racist name for a person of an Italian ethnic background who tends to sleep around a lot.

Omg Rico is having sex with Maria while he is dating Cher.
I thought he was dating Jenny?
The fucking meatball manwhore.
lol I see what you did there.

meatball manwhore by Shiva Leon June 21, 2016

meatballs mansion

a very luxurious sex mansion where people have gay sex at gay parties and lick cheese off each others dicks

nicholas: hey man are you coming down to meatballs mansion?
nicholas gay love interest: oh yea i cant wait to eat all those dick cheese balls.

meatballs mansion by meatballdefinitions July 25, 2026

meatballmarvin93 

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meatballmarvin93 by uhhh goo goo ga ga boss baby March 29, 2023