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Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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Meat Jelly

Hey look at that Meat Jelly over there what a a walking joke he makes of himself.
by Agent Dark Booty July 13, 2009
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dog meat jelly

an insult of or meaning vagina in the most insulting way possible.
That dog meat jelly is such a bitch.
OHHH, CHECK OUT THAT HOT DOG MEAT JELLY OVER THERE!
by kl & sv July 25, 2006
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Meat Jello

When you eat alot of cheesy food and alot of blue Jell-O. You get all constipated so you have to drink Milk of Magnesium. Then you go to your school's locker room and shit. It looks like a meaty Jello mmmmm...
Jay is the sickest little bastard I know. He once shot a huge steamy Meat Jello at a church charity. Right into the donation basket!
by Pooter April 6, 2005
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