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MDHS is a school made up of 30% Asians 40% brown people and 20% white people. Everyone smokes weed and goes to class high or skips class. Lots of fights break out for no reason, but when you go to watch its just two kids slapping each other. They have good sports teams that are better than bill crothers. Everyone hooks up in stairwell F and if you touch the walls there you will probably contract an sti. 10/10 would recommend coming here, fun school. :)
Boy: what school do you go to?
Girl: i go to MDHS
Boy: woah didnt u beat bill crothers in basket ball?
MDHS by gerkrat January 10, 2019
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Markham District Highschool (MDHS) 

MDHS is the most waste school, where kids vape too much. school is filled with so much white kids and wanna be’s. all the kids will try scare you and jump you. Everyone thinks there “ cool “ by vaping and sniffing *you knowww. The principal is so trash, and last year someone was caught vaping in the stalls. The programs are a waste of time and the teams at this school are so baddddd. If your gonna go to a highschool in Markham dont go here cause this school is pretty trash. If you do go here, your weird🥱🤣🤣
James : Yo what school are you going to?
Nathan : Markham District Highschool (MDHS) , bout you?
James : Yo sick bro, me too
Kuavee : Yall waste as fuck, MDHS is sucks!

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