MAPRIS' 

Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris

How can he play hoops with his Mapris' hanging down to his shoe tops?

MAPRIS' by heynow_1 January 22, 2010

Mairis Briedis 

When someone single-handedly destroys his own life and career.

Everything was going so good for him why did he Mairis Briedis himself.

Mairis Briedis by Kretinss September 9, 2022

Stella Maris College

A sick nunnery for hot chicks on the northern beaches. School for girls whose parents can’t quite afford superior education but have enough coin for a private school on the beaches. Due to lack of male presence Stella girls become incapable of associating with the male gender unless under the influence of alcohol and have multiple panic attacks at the sight of a St. Paul’s or St. Augustine’s male during daylight. Stella maris’ boy siblings tend to go to St. Augustine’s college and St. Paul’s catholic college due to parents not so much wanting but needing their offspring to experience a private school education
Attending regular Stella maris mass’ is a must as Jesus is the only male Stella girls regularly associate with and talk to. Many Chinese exchange students come to Stella and laugh at the utter poorness as they walk around in gucci and Balenciaga on mufti days.

Boy: whose that chick hiding in the corner over there

Boy2: must be a Stella Maris college girl

Stella Maris College by hotnbbitch May 31, 2019

Mapril 

At exactly 11:59 and a half on April 31st, it is mapril. Everyone must bang pots and pans at this time.

“Yay! It’s finally mapril!”

Mapril by Nicky Petz April 4, 2020

matris

Matris weighs 1000 pounds. Matris wears a moo moo. Matris drives a 1984 Geo Metro, there are no doors. Matris greases up the sides of her Metro and slips on in. There are no wheels. Matris gets a running start and pushes her Metro down a hill. Matris has a hair and beauty salon down town called, "Matris Loves You". Matris is a devout Catholic. She loves the Pope. Matris is always in Gremio. Never anywhre but Gremio. Where is she not? Not in Gremio. Always in Gremio, never anywhere but Gremio.

Matris is the Buck's manager. She takes care of ALL their away needs.

matris by Robert Goulet February 23, 2005

Maris 

A girl with a very kind heart. One who loves dogs almost as much as she loves to laugh. She's always carrying around a smile. She's sexy, athletic, fashionable, and loves to brush her teeth. They aren't the fastest of people but will hold her own in a race. She tends to be a bit obsessed with boots and sweet tea. They are very good students and creative writers. You would be lucky to come acrost these unique adorable lovable caring girls

A Maris is a girl who you may come to meet one day if you are lucky enough.

Maris by applelover33 October 5, 2011

Roger Maris 

A slang term for Marijuana. Originating on the north side of Chicago. Male counterpart to the slang Mary Jane.
Marijuana > Maris Juana > Roger Maris

Did you get Roger Maris tonight?
I haven't been able to find any Roger Maris.
That Roger Maris autograph cost me $60.

Roger Maris by A_Stone_Bush May 30, 2011