ManUre 

Slang term for Manchester United F.C., derived from the shortened Man U version of their name. Used in a mocking fashion.

I hope ManUre lose tonight, they're all fucking cunts.

ManUre by Dr. Graham Garden April 15, 2007

manure 

A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.

She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.

manure by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021

Manure 

animal dung used for fertilizing land.
"plenty of fully rotted horse manure can be dug in this fall"

Eat Manure

Manure by Α January 13, 2022

Manure 

Manure is defined as the animal dung used for fertilizing land.
In 21st century,manure is also used instead of man utd as their name cause of their piss poor performance in recent times.

Manure got clapped by Simeone last night.

Manure by Steve knight March 15, 2022

Manure 

Manure is the animal dung used for fertilizing land.
In 21st century manure is also used instead of man utd for their piss poor performance in recent times and being nostalgia merchants.

Manure got clapped today by daddy Simeone.

Manure by Steve knight March 15, 2022

Manure Hole 

Slang term for the butthole.

Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef.

Manure Hole by ellis292 December 15, 2009

manure occureth 

The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".

Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental!
Manure occureth my good friend..manure occureth.

manure occureth by themagichat November 3, 2007