mansipad

A maxipad for men. Similar in shape to a maxipad but with mud flaps instead of wings. Similar function to a manpon but intended for those heavy flow days.

My manpon failed me this morning. I woke up in a puddle of my own anal seepage. It was like trying to plug a hole in the Hoover Dam with your finger. Had to switch the manpon out for a mansipad.

mansipad by dchappelle August 1, 2012

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MANSIPAD

A LARGE WAD OF TOILET PAPER USED TO LINE ONES UNDERWEAR AFTER A TRULY HORRENDOUS SHIT, AND THE CLEANLINESS OF ONES INTITIAL ATTEMPTS TO WIPE CANNOT BE CERTAIN.

I ATE TACOBELL FOR LUNCH AND TOOK A SERIOUS DUMP, BUT HAD TO HURRY TO A MEETING. ITS A GOOD THING I AM WEARING MY MANSIPAD OTHERWISE I'D HAVE TO BY SOME NEW UNDERWEAR.

MANSIPAD by PHANTOMSHITTER April 16, 2013

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