man years
Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.
man years by Urbanartshare September 3, 2016
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You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.
To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
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man years • You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like • I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man • Old Man Gap Year • Man of the year • 37 year old man • 40 year old man flirting her • Seventeen year old man • Ten-Year-Old Man • Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout
I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man
Old Man Gap Year
The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?
Old Man Gap Year by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022
Man of the year
When some one does the unheard and walk around and thinks they are big shit or they don’t stop bringing it up
When creepy dill had a day party over the summer he was walking around like he was the man of the year
When joe arrested the guy at Marist he thought he was the man of the year
When joe arrested the guy at Marist he thought he was the man of the year
Man of the year by Chune for your headtop November 16, 2017
Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout
Like a 40 year old man
choking a girl scout -
No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong
And will be seen as the bad guy .
Due to him being older and stronger
He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.
choking a girl scout -
No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong
And will be seen as the bad guy .
Due to him being older and stronger
He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.
Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout by Blu_leef December 1, 2022
Ten-Year-Old Man
A male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. Rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his ass, play video games, and talk shit on the internet. He thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry ass into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he'll see the joke is on him.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Productive member of society: Why don't you grow up and move out of your parents' house?
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
Ten-Year-Old Man by MastaRoe March 21, 2011
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