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man years

Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.
I thought dating an older man would be less drama, but turned out he was only 5 in man years.
by Urbanartshare September 3, 2016
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You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021
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I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."
by Luvis the CARATzen June 19, 2019
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Old Man Gap Year

The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?
by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022
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Man of the year

When some one does the unheard and walk around and thinks they are big shit or they don’t stop bringing it up
When creepy dill had a day party over the summer he was walking around like he was the man of the year

When joe arrested the guy at Marist he thought he was the man of the year
by Chune for your headtop November 16, 2017
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Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout

Like a 40 year old man

choking a girl scout -

No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong

And will be seen as the bad guy .

Due to him being older and stronger

He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.
Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.

Harvey : I don't care
by Blu_leef December 1, 2022
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Ten-Year-Old Man

A male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. Rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his ass, play video games, and talk shit on the internet. He thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry ass into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he'll see the joke is on him.

Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Productive member of society: Why don't you grow up and move out of your parents' house?
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.

Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.

Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
by MastaRoe March 21, 2011
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