man mustard 

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

man mustard by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

Mustard man 

He is usually a young boy that has been blessed the the big gay. He is usually not very happy and always fat.

You see mustard man over there he is the big gay sooo...

Mustard man by Booootyboiii12345 December 2, 2017

Mustard man 

A very bent man

Mustard man is lgbtq and poopoo at fortnite

Mustard man by Hrrry February 4, 2022

Mustard Man 

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.

Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!

Mustard Man by Sally H. December 27, 2022