Someone who gets drunk off of one whiff or sip of alcohol
Jacob literally just opened his drink and he’s smashed already

Obviously he’s a one sip maggot
by boonygal February 12, 2022
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Two dudes, who's bad attitudes ruin everybody's trip at the Japatul Masculine part.

Thanks, you cunt maggots.
Ryan and Jason are cunt maggots.
by whhhhhiskey March 6, 2016
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Maggot Cry: Means when you got some people you despise that beg to be in the same position as you in something when didn't do a thing to deserve it, making pussy-ass excuses and instead of attempting to evolve from their maggot state, they just act like total parasites, licking all the ass they can to avoid facing the responsibility and or consequence of their Actions, Like the Maggots they are.
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they will Maggot cry, specially on them cringy corny apology vids
by Kyled May 4, 2020
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Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
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A term used to describe a lien junky that uses everyone and will sleep with anyone
Mate that jess chick is a real swamp maggot she will empty your sack and your wallet for a fix
by Harry hutchinson October 21, 2020
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When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.
When Dylan wiped his ass he found several hemorrhoid maggots on his toilet paper.
by michelleutta November 6, 2020
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