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Magtrometer

First coined by Sarah Faye Pierce (from Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers) in her book 'My Lobbyist Agenda', magtrometer is a component used in futuristic microwaves to produce OEM microwaves. Since it is hazardous, trying to replace a magtrometer component may cause it to explode. The explosion may lead to fatal injuries to independent repair technicians.
Sarah: No, don't try to fix the magtrometer! It can explode.
Louis: Imma focken do it.
Magtrometer by MyLobbyistAgenda November 4, 2019

magaoidh 

A person who tries to polish a turd due to having a large ego and little dick syndrome
Person 1 - this Sports player is hopeless, only a magaoidh or family member would rate him
magaoidh by Mr wise owl October 25, 2019

MAGABomber 

A Domestic Terrorist who specifically targets political enemies of President Donald Trump as well as political scapegoats leveraged by him.

May or may not include multiple coordinated targets
Given the targets of the recent bomb scares were the Clintons, Obamas, CNN, and George Soros, the suspect was likely a MAGABomber.
MAGABomber by nerdodamus October 24, 2018

macaroni meat mountain 

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.
Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!

Magtrometer

What you call a magnetron inside a microwave when you are lobbying but dont actually have a clue about what you are talking about.
"if the magtrometer is not replaced properly it could explode"
Magtrometer by Gotbread November 3, 2019
A magiros ma-gear-os is effectively a massive battler (i.e. one who tries and fails at most aspects of human activity). Although used as a common pay-out the word really means that you have reached the summit of human stupidity. Word origin comes from General P. Magiros who lead his troops to the highest recorded casualties in Australian-Colonial English battle records as he was ambushed while fixing his hair in his war tent.
S: 'Dude that kid battles so hard'
N: 'Such a magiros man....'
Magiros by Mas-W November 13, 2010