mad money

1. A large amount of cash.
2. An amount of cash a person keeps on hand for emergencies.
3. (both M's capitalized) A popular CNBC TV show in which financial analyst Jim Cramer offers stock tips.

1. I sold some of my old toys on eBay and made mad money off them.
2. When you go out on a date, you should bring some "mad money" with you so that if your date leaves you at the restaurant or movie, you can take a cab home.
3. "Mad Money" is by far the most entertaining financial-advice show on TV.

by Marc412 April 14, 2006

mad money

Money kept for unlikely contingencies, for example a rather unsuccessful date.

My boyfriend wanted to have sex in his car last night but I didn't. Good thing I had mad money so I could buy a train ticket home.

by empirexstate January 25, 2007

mad money

Small change you carry around, just in case.

A girl needs mad money, my mother always said.

by Anne Sonnichsen December 28, 2007

mad money

The money that allows you to tell your date to kick rock.

I shall always have some mad money for the cab home.

by Her Serene Highness February 21, 2015

mad money

an overwhelmingly annoying stock-info show hosted by a man who gets overly excited about stocks

The guy on Mad Money uses sound effects to make stocks more exciting

by holly golightly721 September 2, 2005

mad money

someone with a large amount of money

that d trump has mad money

by zekeharris February 11, 2006

Mad Money

An expression dating back to the 1920's, it is a fund of physical currency generally in the form of coins, set aside for when one is incredibly angry. Most commonly it is used in the assault of another individual.

Jerry was so upset, he tucked that roll of quarters in his fist and just beat the tar outta that prostitute. Someone might wanna hide his mad money..."

by HotHaimSammich June 27, 2022