M.S.S.

Miss. Squish. Squirt. When doing a classy lady from behind, near ejaculation, one goes in for one last thurst and MISSES, squishing the phallus against her bum cheeks, causing the male to ejaculate into his own ocular region.

Jeremy suffered from M.S.S. and was so embarrassed that he never told his friends.

by butt diddlee May 4, 2010

M.S.S.F.H.

Mobile Safe Space Field Hospital. (you heard it here 1st cause I coined it) it's like a M.A.S.H. unit that leftards / SJW can seek out when they find themselves in emotional distress after having rallied together to protest Freedom Of Speech in an attempt to protect their hurt feelings. These have been seen erected on public lawns, colleges and university campuses around the country in the US.

Leftards seeking out help visiting a M.S.S.F.H. unit...

by Vallonen April 17, 2020

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad

hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

by anonymous March 1, 2021

S.S.M.

acronym for Same-Sex Marriage.

I support S.S.M., but I am also straight. I believe that anyone should be married legally to anyone with no problems.

by WeHugPandas October 26, 2012

M.O.S.S

Mind Over Stupid Shit

Guy #1: Yo this kid says he can beat your ass
Guy#2:Whatever I stay on my M.O.S.S shit them niggas don't phase me

by Edizzlefoshizzle June 18, 2009