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s.s.m.w. 

My mother Ilise is a huge s.s.m.w.. She sucks her friend greg's cock all day long and looks like a toobis from anubis.
s.s.m.w. by tdj anus March 1, 2009

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. 

noun. Dirived from the adjective s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) Pronounced "smithness". The smithness of someone can be mesure by a s.meter (see s.meter)
The s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. of this guy is crazy!
s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. by JuBr October 9, 2006
O.S.S.M'S are way better then the scary movies that we have.
O.S.S.M by y.cole March 28, 2012

y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s 

“You Should Suck My Dick Until I Beg For You To Stop
Guy:” y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s..”
Girl:”okay😍”
Sleepy Mexican Syndrome

A diagnosis for excessive sleepiness at all hours of the day
I was so tired in class I feel like I have S.M.S
S.M.S by The Worldwide Indian February 27, 2009