M.B.D. 

Meet a girl, Beat(fuck) a girl, Delete the girl (memory, phone, email).

When you meet* an 'innocent' young lady and make her feel good, she go home with you and you beat* it up and the next day (or later that night) you have *no idea* who she is.

Hey I'm at Miami's nothing but girls everywhere... Somebody gonna get M.B.D. tonight... M.B.D. for life.

M.B.D. by System1024 February 19, 2012

M.B.D. 

A serious disease that may be caught through physical contact. Known as mad brandon disease.

Symptoms:
growth in chin

The man caught M.B.D. and know he will never be normal again

M.B.D. by gomets61 April 2, 2007

B.O.M.B.D 

Bouncing on my boys dick
-to be chilling with your boys and or some gay shit
-to BOMBD is not gay but a sign of affection for your boy

I B.O.M.B.D every day my boys love it

B.O.M.B.D by SploogeDaddy December 10, 2017

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F 

B- be
M- my
B- bad
B- boy

B- be
M- my
M- man

B- be
M- my
W- weekend
L- lover

B- but
D- don’t

B- be
M- my

F- friend

“What does B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F mean?”

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F by Berry_ October 28, 2021

b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f 

this stands for : be my bad boy be my man be my weekend lover but don't be my friend. It stems from the lyrics of the song 'Bad Boy' ~ Cascada. It became a widespread trend within the Gacha community using the format of "'It's always but never b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f...'"

Npc 1: bro its always 'I wuv you lovebug but it's never b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f...
Npc 2: Girl wtf i just asked about how your day went

b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f by sortaasleepy July 16, 2024

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by P A I N August 17, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. by I am cursed April 16, 2021