M and A 

M and A (pronounced; M.N.A.)
Mouth and Arse. When you have food poisoning and you are being violently sick out of both ends.

"Sorry boss, I won't be in to work today, have a bad case of M and A!"

M and A by Mooly101 December 1, 2011

M-Kay and A 

The abbreviated name refers to the incredibly talented Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and comes in handy when you're in a pinch and can't quite find the energy to say eight syllables...We've got it right down to four!! Talk about convenience!

Did you see M-Kay and A on the VMA's last night? Those matching outfits were terrible, Gag me with a spoon!!!

M-Kay and A by EM SIZZLE September 10, 2005

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

It is a catchphrase typically used in ironic memes as an excuse for reckless or criminal behavior, often coupled with images of villainous characters. It is used to mock people who abuse a condition or disability to excuse unacceptable behavior. Credit to Know your Meme

You can't attack me I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
You can't hold me accountable I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor by Big Boi Justin December 26, 2021

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension 

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension by bulletface April 20, 2015

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this

A phrase that has been ironically quoted by many vtubers after a Twitter user posted screenshots of an alleged vtuber asking for free art saying "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this" after the artist refused.

1: "can I have free art?"

2: "no"
1: "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this"

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this by whatthehword December 17, 2020

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017