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Määrten is a person that everyone wants to have by their side, full of life and affection. Someone to learn with and with whom you can be yourself.
He loves his family and friends, dances terribly, says a lot of nonsense and he always finds a way to make you laugh. He is a person that once you know is hard to forget, he’s always looking for your good. It’s hard for him to find solutions to problems, but he always finds a way.

Määrten is a very attractive person, that’s why he has many suitors and those who manage to become his lovers will find it difficult to find a person who pleases them as much as Määrten does in bed.
He signs up for all the parties and trips, although his dream is to retire young and have his own garden with tomatoes and potatoes (he will be able to do this thanks to the millions he will earn for all the NFTs he’ll sell).
Määrten saying hi: Ciao Bella!
by girl who lives in the world November 23, 2021
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The name comes from latin: king of lightning.
transferred into modern english it basicly meens a guy who is strong, brave, sporty, nice, fit and many more

People look up to a Maarten since they are very good in football / soccer, they tend to excell in many other physical sports too.

Many girls would like him because a Maarten has an athletes body, meaning six pack and tight muscles.
Thanks, im nearly as good as that guy called Maarten
by name analyzer11 October 17, 2010
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A really cute and sweet guy, would do anything for you if you really needed it. Super helpful and really handsome. Very pretty and deserves the world
Ohh who’s that cutie over there?
Omg that’s Maarten
by Ilikemaarten16 December 25, 2021
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The highest rank in gaming you can achieve. If you are a real Maarten, you are an expert in Call Of Duty 4 and you love to read Tom Clansey books. A Maarten is also an expert at building LEGO-structures and in a drunk mood he screams: MWOATEH MWOATEH is the best!!
Did you build that LEGO Castle
Yes, I'm proud I'm such a Maarten.

Did you just kill him with a headshot :O!
Yes, that was a uber ownage pro lol Maarten shot.
by Diddy Geller December 15, 2008
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Maarten hates this site because this site is stupid
This site is shit, that's what Maarten said
by RandomMaarten April 24, 2017
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The most handsome and sweetest human to exist. When you think you`re worthless and unlovable, a Maarten can change that. Make sure to hold onto him for as long as you can as you won`t mean anybody who is even close to his level of perfection ever again.
Person 1: Woah what`s that coming down from the clouds?
Person 2: Oh that`s our favourite god, maarten.
by ihavethebestboyfriend August 11, 2020
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He is god on earth. You can't really doubt him. If he is in the room you will feel his presence. (girl will be aroused instantly and men will be overflowed with jealousy ) Its oke If you want to be like him because if Maarten could be someone he would like to be Maarten too!

If you come across a Maarten make sure to pay up to get in the only heaven that exists (only excepts PayPal and cash)
Girl: hey is it just me or is my p*ssy getting wet?
Other girl: no, I just saw Maarten enter the room!
by Maarten(duh...) October 8, 2019
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