Luxembourg Man 

It's a goblin from Portugal that travel to Luxembourg when they are playing and scores 6 penalties. After that he disappears until the next Luxembourg game.

Look, that Luxembourg Man scored a goal again.

Luxembourg Man by Pruno_Penandes October 9, 2022

Luxembourg man 

A small portugese farmer that ghosts in official tournaments but statpads against part time fishermen in qualifiers .

Luxembourg man scored again yesterday.

Luxembourg man by D Law Smart October 6, 2022

Luxembourg man 

a Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward for Premier League club Manchester United and captains the Portugal national team.

You are a Luxembourg man

Luxembourg man by Niyas Paranki October 6, 2022

Luxembourgian Waffle Flop 

This sinister act requires two females with a combined weight of 450 lbs, a skinny male, preferably one with a high pitched pansy-ass voice, and a total of 2 mustaches and 2.5 beards among the group. First, the heavier female lies on the kitchen counter and spreads boysenberry syrup on her genitalia whilst the lighter one pins the male on the floor below. The heavier one then rolls off the counter onto the male, positioned so that her genitalia is directly adjacent to his mouth. The lighter of the two then gets atop the counter and performs a "flying elbow drop." This step is repeated until the male can muster enough energy to scream the Luxembourgian motto "Mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear and contact the proper authorties.

Chevitz: "Oh mine gourd i merely escaped by thine skin of mine dentals!"

Roscwaltz: "Escaped whet mine lad?!"

Chevitz: "T'was the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mine dear friend. Thine fat bitches nearly concluded mine life with such!"

Roscwaltz: "Aye."

Luxembourgian Waffle Flop by Macho Man Randy Sandwich January 1, 2011