Lurcher 

An offshoot of the sighthound branch of mans best friend, the dog, Lurchers are generally a mix of Greyhound and Collie but pretty much any type of rangy dog will do. A true Lurcher can often be spotted by his inability to resist stealing your dinner when you answer the phone.

My dog Homer; any canine castmember of period drama; ideal companion to Travellers and Crusty's; chocolate's best and most loyal friend.

Lurcher by McFuzzball January 13, 2005

Attic Lurcher 

The kind of child or person you would find creeping around your attic without your knowledge; a creeper or stalker.

"Man, that boy Timmy is sooo creepy!"

"Yeah, i bet he is an attic lurcher!"

Attic Lurcher by chhs91 March 3, 2009

Lurcher 

noun (plural: lurchers); a person-usually a friend-who is included in private internet chat rooms but takes no active part in the conversation. Unlike a common internet 'lurker,' a lurcher is creepy like Lurch from the Adam's family.

Twelve people read my message but no one replied. Damn lurchers!

Lurcher by Cool Cunts Family September 26, 2015

larchers

people with IQ's above 40.

Jesse and Tom are from Ohio, they aren't allowed in our no larchers club

larchers by pumpkin biscuit June 7, 2016

lurcher 

A person that hears a really good joke or expression, steals it, then changes it to slightly make it as though it was his own.

Cam was telling a joke to Dan and Dan said Mick had already told him a slightly different version. "That Mick cunt", said Cam "He stole my funniest joke. What a fucking lurcher!"

lurcher by xlpixels December 5, 2019