Lunch Punch 

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.

Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.

Lunch Punch by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Lunch Punch 

TO bang a chick on a lunch Break.

#1 Today at work. I had a Wicked Lunch Punch with the secretary.

#2 I ran home for a lunch Punch.

Lunch Punch by Derek b Elliott May 28, 2011

Lunch Punch 

To get laid on your lunch break.

To beat up pussy at lunch time.

Uh-oh, it's noon, time to accomplish a little Lunch Punchin.

Lunch Punch by Rocco the other white meat. March 25, 2010

punch lunch 

to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.

"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"

punch lunch by Intercoursian December 30, 2008

Super Butt Brunch Nut Lunch Immigrant Punch 

See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.

You have been warned you punk.
IMMIGRANTS ARE DEADLY.

Super Butt Brunch Nut Lunch Immigrant Punch by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004

Punch Lunch 

Lunch where people share their experiences with each other so they can learn from each others pitfalls and success stories. Alternatively, it can mean having a sexual lunch orgy.

Alex went to the punch lunch and learned why you shouldn't microwave aliminium foil. Alternatively, Alex went to the punch lunch to have wicked sex with his coworkers

Punch Lunch by Very legitimate sources April 12, 2018

punch a lunch 

Have a lunch.

Jeremy: What will you do now?
Tobias: I'll go punch a lunch, do you want to go with me?

punch a lunch by Caurli September 7, 2019