When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
by Derek b Elliott May 4, 2011
by Intercoursian December 31, 2009
See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick
This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.
This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.
by Zmanl0p4 August 11, 2004
by Rocco the other white meat. March 22, 2010
Lunch where people share their experiences with each other so they can learn from each others pitfalls and success stories. Alternatively, it can mean having a sexual lunch orgy.
Alex went to the punch lunch and learned why you shouldn't microwave aliminium foil. Alternatively, Alex went to the punch lunch to have wicked sex with his coworkers
by Very legitimate sources April 12, 2018