Lump On

Term used by Ricko to suggest that large amounts of money should be placed on a certain event happening. Usually a horse race.

"Lump on, you cunt"

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

lump on

placing a high stake bet for a seemingly foregone conclusion

lump on the blades to go down, its like printing money

by utm May 8, 2011

Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.

Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses

by fup duck September 5, 2011

lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010

Lump on a log

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.

I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log

by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020

getting your lump on

"Getting your lump on" is a humorous euphemism for having sex. The term originated from a Facebook group called "Lumpy Horses," which is devoted to promoting a better understanding of these amazing, mysterious creatures.

"Hey bro, where were you last night? I knew it...you were getting your lump on!"

by lumpyfan March 30, 2010