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Lump On

Term used by Ricko to suggest that large amounts of money should be placed on a certain event happening. Usually a horse race.
"Lump on, you cunt"
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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lump on

placing a high stake bet for a seemingly foregone conclusion
lump on the blades to go down, its like printing money
by utm May 8, 2011
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Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.
Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses
by fup duck September 5, 2011
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lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.
Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?
by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010
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Lump on a log

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.
I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log
by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020
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getting your lump on

"Getting your lump on" is a humorous euphemism for having sex. The term originated from a Facebook group called "Lumpy Horses," which is devoted to promoting a better understanding of these amazing, mysterious creatures.
"Hey bro, where were you last night? I knew it...you were getting your lump on!"
by lumpyfan March 30, 2010
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