Lukewarm Leeroy
This is a sexual maneuver involving feces, proper planning, and the element of surprise. Below is the full description of how to perform a Lukewarm Leeroy.
1. Prior to intercourse, one sex partner must defecate onto a plate without the other sex partner's knowledge. Keeping the plate of feces secret is key.
2. Once the defecating sex partner completes his bowel movement, the fecal plate should be hidden and kept secret from the other sex partner until just the right moment.
3. With the plate of dung hidden, the sexual partners should proceed to have a nice session of lovemaking.
4. At the height of mutual climax, the preparer of the plate of defecation should immediately and quickly run to grab the hidden plate of excrement.
5. With the tainted flatware in hand, the fecal bearing sex partner should run frantically screaming towards the unsuspecting sex partner and violently
throw the plate of crap at the person's chest.
Note: It is common to scream "Leeroy Jenkins!!!!" before throwing the plate of defecation at the utterly shocked sex partner. This phenomenon along with the close relation to the sexual move the "Hot Karl" is where the name Lukewarm Leeroy was derived (the dung is no longer "hot" since it was sitting on a plate, hence the "lukewarm" phrasing).
1. Prior to intercourse, one sex partner must defecate onto a plate without the other sex partner's knowledge. Keeping the plate of feces secret is key.
2. Once the defecating sex partner completes his bowel movement, the fecal plate should be hidden and kept secret from the other sex partner until just the right moment.
3. With the plate of dung hidden, the sexual partners should proceed to have a nice session of lovemaking.
4. At the height of mutual climax, the preparer of the plate of defecation should immediately and quickly run to grab the hidden plate of excrement.
5. With the tainted flatware in hand, the fecal bearing sex partner should run frantically screaming towards the unsuspecting sex partner and violently
throw the plate of crap at the person's chest.
Note: It is common to scream "Leeroy Jenkins!!!!" before throwing the plate of defecation at the utterly shocked sex partner. This phenomenon along with the close relation to the sexual move the "Hot Karl" is where the name Lukewarm Leeroy was derived (the dung is no longer "hot" since it was sitting on a plate, hence the "lukewarm" phrasing).
I gave my ex-bitch a Lukewarm Leeroy and now she is in a mental institution. She still hasn't recovered from the shock of me running at her full speed with a plate full of crap while screaming "Leeroy Jenkins" and then throwing it at her chestal region with all my might right after we had sex.
Lukewarm Leeroy by Dos Scoops May 8, 2008
