Lukas Jones

Lukas Jones Is a Famous New York Celebrity and a playboy.
he Is the most drop dead gorgeous man, ever to walk this earth. Tall handsome, nice lips, sweet ass. cute smile. The list could go on defining his godly physical features. But his personality is what wins you over. with his sweet charm. and never ending love for snuggling. and his sensitive heart that just keeps on giving. maybe even a little too much.

Lukas Jones can also refer to the term "poolboy"
mainly wearing a thin cloth around the crotch know as a thong (thhh-uhh-ooonggg) That rides up his tush so everyone may view his godly buns of steal.

" Wow, Lukas Jones was endless in bed, he kept going for hours on end it was the best moment of my life! and then later that day, we went and shot up a school while applying hairspray and wearing some D&G shades. "

Lukas Jones by Cupcakeking July 4, 2008

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Lucas jones

Someone who is obsessed with Sarah cleary and stalks her

Sarah: someone wasn’t stalking me through my window yesterday

Orlaith: that was Lucas jones

Lucas jones by Fijfntjdudhrd November 10, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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