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His pronouns are he, because he will never be him.

A Lucas B is a rippling wall of muscles. Similar to a jellyfish, there is no brains to this absolute organism of a human. Originally perceived as Sisyphus and the gods by the Greeks, their indomitable wills inspire the laws of physics to the earth moving and maintain the law of conservation of matter. They are also a major lynchpin in modern culture, their notorious third legs having instigated the sexual revolution.

Typical hobbies include maintaining relativity, advancing humanity, and rizzing up the hoes.

Notable Lucas Bs include George Washington, God, and Andrew Tate.

Almost all Lucas B males graduated from the infamous Community School of Naples. None have been able to successfully graduate college.
Hold up ain’t you Lucas B?”
Lucas B by Average CSN student October 16, 2022

Lucas B Pearce 

A very large and powerful sea monster with long luscious hair
Has a very distinct strut
Asks for consent (on occasion)
Often mistaken for a crocodile or a shark
*Pronounced with a lisp*
"CLASSIC Lucas B Pearce rizzing up all the older women in Lancaster"

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026