Luis Rivera

Luis, the perfect boyfriend, the perfect person you’ll ever meet, the most amazing smile that can make anyone happy, the most mesmerizing eyes, someone that you can fall in love with 🥺. Someone that you’ll never get tired of, someone who will never judge you no matter what you do, someone that treats you like you’re the most important person in the world, someone that isn’t easy to find, someone who never makes you feel embarrassed, someone that’s really goofy and funny, someone that makes you smile everyday, someone who makes you feel like you actually have a purpose in living, someone that makes your day with a simple text, and someone that means everything to me and always will. Luis you’re someone that I look forward to spending the rest of my life with, someone that I can’t wait to get matching motorcycles with even though I’m kinda scared, someone that is caring, someone who is a dream bf, any girl could wish for but too bad because you’re only mine🥺❤️.

Someone that cuddles with his doggie, someone that i can’t imagine losing, someone that hugs his little bear (lil billy), someone that I love with ALL MY HEART, someone that I am so glad I met, someone that I would do ANYTHING FOR! Someone that makes you smile by just thinking of him, someone that you get butterflies from by just a simple text, someone who I wish I could give the world too, someone who’s going to be an amazing dad some day, my future husband and the dad of my kids, someone who changed for me, someone who supports me and my decisions, someone I want to lay next to and give a million kisses to, someone who keeps their promises, someone who listens to me, someone’s who willing to change for me, someone who I talk abt with my friends and my mom, someone that actually knows how to treat me, someone that’s really overprotective, someone who I can’t wait to grow old with, someone that doesn’t ask to see my body, someone that doesn’t make me uncomfortable, someone I could trust at my best and at my worst, you’re someone who I will never in my life stop loving. I love you!! Luis Rivera

Luis Rivera by Luis wife destiny August 19, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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