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Lucifarian Crime 

That's a thing you made up and you're not the arbiter of identity and you're appealing to the authority of a God you don't believe in. You and your guest take turns actively conflating the literal and the symbolic and you presuppose that there is anything wrong with the absence of humility.
Hym "Not allowing you to ascribe identify is a Lucifarian Crime, to you? 'Crime' implies that it's something that should be punished. What is the punishment for Lucifarian Crime, Jordan? This is the problem with your religion. Now everyone is doing it. Everyone thinks they have some sort of extra-judicial moral authority and the rallying cry against socialism is literally the defense of that extra- judicial authority. George Soros wants to be God and if we don't let him it's evil. Jordan Peterson wants to be High-Priest of Ascribing Identity and if we don't let him it's a Lucifarian Crime. We haven't humbled ourselves beneath him enough. So, no. It needs to stop. The law is the law and fair is fair. No extra-judicial authority for anyone."
Lucifarian Crime by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004