Luca DeFatty

Glen DeFatty’s ultra-fatass son. Born premature after crawling out the womb waving a Big Mac. Allergic to salad. Waddles, wheezes, and eats nonstop. Weighs more than the family dog Dodo De Fatty. Known for breaking strollers, snoring through meals, and crying when the fridge closes. He's always looking to eat and fall asleep on Glen's big belly.
"Luca DeFatty rolled off the couch again — Glen just tossed him another nugget."
by Louis Solah August 04, 2025
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