To low ride is to wear your trousers(pants) low down, usually around the upper legs. Underpants are usually visible, but often long T-Shirts are used to hide it.
This term is used when a fucking douche bag wears their bottoms around their fucking ass. Originally, low-riding whilst in jail meant that you were 'keen' for a 'butt fuck'. Low-riding is highly common amongst gay fuck tards.
Person 1: "I'm low-riding."
Person 2: "You're gay?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
When one sits on the toilet with no seat down so as to sink into the toilet bowl as much as possible to have his/her buttocks closer to the water line, thus reducing the risk of a water splash-back incident (also known as a "fitzgerlad")
Guy #1: Hey man how did you go on the crapper the other night after that pie eating competition, did you end up with a Fitzgerald???
Guy #2: Na bro I just executed the lowriding position and all was well.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'