A character in the story of Sweeney Todd. She is a business partner with the barber Sweeney Todd, where Todd murders his customers, and Mrs. Lovett bakes them into meat pies to cover up the crime.
She loves Todd deeply, and so she claims that his wife, Lucy, died because she poisoned herself in an effort for him to forget Lucy and love her instead. Todd never returns her love, and in the end, she dies once he realizes that she lied to him, and in his madness, he kills her. THE END.
She loves Todd deeply, and so she claims that his wife, Lucy, died because she poisoned herself in an effort for him to forget Lucy and love her instead. Todd never returns her love, and in the end, she dies once he realizes that she lied to him, and in his madness, he kills her. THE END.
Devilish, widowed, left to her pies
A wish...her hope...slip't from memory to 'er eyes
Soon Mrs. Lovett would be more than a lonesome miss
Hard worker, on her grind, the baker became accomplice
A wish...her hope...slip't from memory to 'er eyes
Soon Mrs. Lovett would be more than a lonesome miss
Hard worker, on her grind, the baker became accomplice
by Choconillas May 4, 2008
a man in prestine sexual condition, ready to lock and load at any time. this man to the untrained eye may look like a predator or even a molester, but to the women he looks like the man of their dreams. his conglomeration of various sexual positions and the way he performs them often leaves women astounded and begging for more, while still quivering from their last ride. but be careful, like every good train, they fall off the tracks, and when lovett doust does, you better watch out.
Roger: you wheeled 6 girls last night? AT THE SAME TIME?! wow if i didnt know any better i would think you were Lovett - Doust himself.
Karl: well thank you roger, that may be the finest compliment ive ever recieved.
Karl: well thank you roger, that may be the finest compliment ive ever recieved.
by muddpuppy69 May 26, 2010
Lovett is one of 9 residential colleges at Rice University in Houston, Texas. Although it is commonly known as the ugliest of the residential colleges, it is, saying this objectively, the best party college at Rice.
It throws weekly parties of more than 150 people on one floor, several rooms of beer pong, several rooms of dancing, and rooms for smoking.
However there are public parties too. One for each semester. In the fall there is Getcheroxoff which used to be a strictly porno party in the 70's but now has been dulled down to themes like Pirate Booty. In the spring, Lovett hosts the best public party of the semester Casino Party, which was the first party at Rice University. All of these are costume parties.
It throws weekly parties of more than 150 people on one floor, several rooms of beer pong, several rooms of dancing, and rooms for smoking.
However there are public parties too. One for each semester. In the fall there is Getcheroxoff which used to be a strictly porno party in the 70's but now has been dulled down to themes like Pirate Booty. In the spring, Lovett hosts the best public party of the semester Casino Party, which was the first party at Rice University. All of these are costume parties.
Giggling girls: hey guys, where's the party tonight?
Boys: Lovett College! There's a keg and punch tonight.
Goggling girls: Ooooh what floor?
Boys: SECONDDDDD.
Boys: Lovett College! There's a keg and punch tonight.
Goggling girls: Ooooh what floor?
Boys: SECONDDDDD.
by weinerhole April 11, 2009
He was too Lyle Lovett for the bar.
by MusiciansEverywhere April 18, 2011
by EOL RRF September 24, 2004
the only college on Rice University campus capable of preparing a 20ft x 60ft Pop Tart.
p.s. lovett does not deserve capitalization
p.s. lovett does not deserve capitalization
by BSWB November 3, 2006
An extremely ugly motherfucker, of the Texas variety. Has a excellent singing voice, but looking at him will want to make you poke your eyes out with hot nails.
Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts. Why you ask? Obviously not for his looks.... he must be well endowed.
by Iizawetodd February 16, 2009