Love plums 

Human testicles.

You're mother doesn't eat much but she's always ready to suck on my love plums.

Love plums by pinkphiloyd January 31, 2009

Loveplum 

Bellend, either without foreskin entirely, or with foreskin pulled back.

Also derrogatory term, used in much the same way as 'dick', 'cock', 'prik', or, more accurately similar, 'bellend'.

1. Purple, throbbing loveplum.

2. 'Dan, you are a stupid fucking loveplum.'

Loveplum by asdfsdfg May 28, 2006