Love Tumor

When you love someone a so much it cause them to grow a tumor and then leads to their slow painful death.

Girl: I love you so much ::cuddle::
Guy: Stupid hoe!
Girl: WHAT!?!
Guy: You Gave me a love tumor!!
Girl: NOOOO!!!
Guy: *dead*

by Muffin_Of_Doom December 20, 2007

Love Tumor

A girl who clings to their significant other, and when the other is not around them, they undergo a horrible transformation in attitude, resembling a state of constant PMS, torturing anyone within a fifty-foot radius.

Betty: Jesus fucking Christ, Nick, you asshole, you fucking spilled my coke all over the floor god damn it.
Nick: Her boyfriend leaves for five minutes and she loses her shit almost instantly, this is another sad but tragic case of Love Tumors.

by CoCo The Invisible Squid June 08, 2011

love tumor

An idiomatic phrase referring to a newly found affection toward a person that could lead to true love.

She grew a love tumor just meeting him for the first time

by William Dexter April 16, 2010

love tumor

A tumor that everyone thoroughly loves to get. It is usually made up of 3 loads of hot cum and a couple of turds. Sometimes they are coated with a thin layer of piss.

I hope I get a love tumor in my asshole today...I need the feel of hot cum all up in my booty-hole!

by El Poopstersaurus January 04, 2019

love tumor

a cheeky way of referring to a fetus in utero.

She'll feel much better once she's gotten that love tumor out of her.

by Dehumanizethis! January 01, 2019