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love tumor 

An idiomatic phrase referring to a newly found affection toward a person that could lead to true love.
She grew a love tumor just meeting him for the first time
love tumor by William Dexter April 15, 2010
Word of the Day on January 2, 2019
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Love Tumor 

When you love someone a so much it cause them to grow a tumor and then leads to their slow painful death.
Girl: I love you so much ::cuddle::
Guy: Stupid hoe!
Girl: WHAT!?!
Guy: You Gave me a love tumor!!
Girl: NOOOO!!!
Guy: *dead*
Love Tumor by Muffin_Of_Doom January 8, 2008

Love Tumor 

A girl who clings to their significant other, and when the other is not around them, they undergo a horrible transformation in attitude, resembling a state of constant PMS, torturing anyone within a fifty-foot radius.
Betty: Jesus fucking Christ, Nick, you asshole, you fucking spilled my coke all over the floor god damn it.
Nick: Her boyfriend leaves for five minutes and she loses her shit almost instantly, this is another sad but tragic case of Love Tumors.

love tumor 

a cheeky way of referring to a fetus in utero.
She'll feel much better once she's gotten that love tumor out of her.
love tumor by Dehumanizethis! December 31, 2018

LOVESuMORE 

The case in which someone loves another person more
shumz lovesumore s.k. more than he loves her.
LOVESuMORE by cuhrayzeboutshez December 21, 2007
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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