love glove

see condom

"Use a love glove man."

by SLOGAN December 6, 2002

Love Glove

a condom

see condom

love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.

(At Work) Hey, Chad, I don't think your wife can take another birth. Next time, use a love glove!

(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?

(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!

(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.

by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 28, 2008

Love glove

Your girlfriends pussy

John " I hoped in that love glove last night"

by Pussy destroyer 69 420 April 28, 2016

love glove

a sheath of latex worn by a man during sex, a condom

That love glove in the dumpster gave away the fact that it was a cat house.

by The Return of Light joker January 7, 2010

love glove

1) An inside out used condom, worn on the hand and used by a creepy stalker chick to impregnate herself with your semen.

2) When you wear a prostitute like a mitten.

Definition 1:
Dude 1: Dude i heard Stacy is having your baby.

Dude 2: Yeah, that bitch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.

Definition 2:
Dude 1) Did you love glove that hooker man?

Dude 2) Yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.

by Grandmaster K April 15, 2009

Love glove

A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes

John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"

by ThatOneGuardianboi March 6, 2024

Love Glove

A Condom

We're gonna do it the old fashioned way, and don't forget the love Glove

by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025