Los.kyo

THE BEST, MOST AMAZING PERSON TO EXIST EVER?!?!? Like you mentally nir physically can not dislike them bc they’re that perfect, AND SO ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS?!?! LIKE WHAT? Omg i can write PARAGRAPHS of why I love los.kyo!! Literally my favorite person ever and just so <33333 in general

Los.kyo : *exists*
Me: OMGOMGOMG HI ILY YOURE THE BEST insert me proposing here

Los.kyo by MARS !! March 22, 2022

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los.kyo

Los.kyo : *exists*
Me : OMGOMG HI ILYSM YOURE SO AMAZING AND PERFECT AHHH <3333 insert me proposing

los.kyo by MARS !! March 22, 2022

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los.kyo

A perfect person I’ve known for about a year(???) but anyways theyre super kind and so so sweet omg like if they were a drink theyd be melted sugar bc theyre just that sweet☹️❤️Theyre parental issues go brr (my knife gonna be going stab stab soon😋🔪) and THEYRE SO PRETTY?!? LIKE HELLO?!?!😻😻 like a literal godess/god i swear, like im actually blessed when i get to see them, AND THEY PLAY GUITAR!! THEYRE HELLA GOOD AT IT OMG🤩if you dont like them then simply unexist, you’re not wanted here😒😒😒

los.kyo : *exists*
Me : HIHI ILYSM YOURE THE BEST<333 insert me proposing

los.kyo by MARS !! March 22, 2022

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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