loose deuce

Diarrhea, liquid shit, wet fart

Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.

by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005

Loose Deuce

An ugly female who is known to sleep around.

"Damn look at that chubby hoe with no panties on!"

"Ewhhh, that bitch is a loose deuce."

by J-Syth October 15, 2011

Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

by Shay Sights May 13, 2022

shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

by Shay Sights May 13, 2022

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe

1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

by d-man December 10, 2003

The deuce is loose

Taking a huge crap.

I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"

by Sir_Poopsalot November 19, 2013