loose deuce
Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.
loose deuce by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005
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Loose Deuce by J-Syth October 15, 2011
Loose Deuce
Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.
Loose Deuce by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021
shake a deuce loose
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
shake a deuce loose by Shay Sights May 13, 2022
shake a deuce loose
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?
shake a deuce loose by Shay Sights May 13, 2022
deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich
noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.
3. see cameltoe
2. referring to some very loose labia.
3. see cameltoe
1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.
2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.
2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.
deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich by d-man December 10, 2003
The deuce is loose
I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"
The deuce is loose by Sir_Poopsalot November 19, 2013
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