Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 18, 2019

long john

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

by thedudeman May 28, 2004

long john

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

by kow_heman February 25, 2005

long johns

another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.

yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower

by joe mills March 23, 2007

long john

A tasty donut.

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts

by Peters style! February 09, 2004

long johns

something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.

that babe was all over those long johns

by Jacktheman August 08, 2007

long-john

Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009