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long john 

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Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
long john by kow_heman February 25, 2005
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long john 

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A tasty donut.
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
long john by Peters style! February 9, 2004
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Long john 

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A very looooonnngggg turd
“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”
Long john by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019
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it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women
oh long john do it do it hard and wet
long john by Matthew De Gregorio July 25, 2017
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Long John 

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When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.
Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?
Long John by HeyitsLJ May 10, 2011
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Long John 

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The cutest ferret in the world
“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”
Long John by sxccubxs June 25, 2018
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