long john

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

by thedudeman May 28, 2004

long john

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

by kow_heman February 25, 2005

long john

A tasty donut.

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts

by Peters style! February 9, 2004

Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

long-john

Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009

long john

it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women

oh long john do it do it hard and wet

by Matthew De Gregorio July 25, 2017

Long John

When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.

Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?

by HeyitsLJ May 10, 2011