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Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
by thedudeman May 28, 2004
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Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
by kow_heman February 25, 2005
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Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts
by Peters style! February 9, 2004
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Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd
“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”
by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019
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Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.
"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"
by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009
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it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women
oh long john do it do it hard and wet
by Matthew De Gregorio July 25, 2017
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Long John

When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.
Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?
by HeyitsLJ May 10, 2011
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