Lonely mans

Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes

Dude, Everett is a god damn lonely mans

by Terminal Privates December 18, 2018

lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

lonely man's oyster

a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh

yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub

by nesieg ed kcorb March 6, 2020

Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.

"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"

by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 5, 2022

LonelyFans

A more accurate name for OnlyFans.

If you can't find a real girl to talk to you and let you see her naked, you can always pay for a girl on lonelyfans.

by awmm March 18, 2023

LonelyMans

Colloquially used name for people who watch OnlyFans.

"Hey son get offa that laptop, go outside, and even just TRY find yoself a LADY, PLEASE! Everytime I come home from work you watchin same girl and giving her 'Gifts' from the Allowance money I give You! How many times I gotta tell you 'Only LonelyMans pay for OnlyFans '! Now go tell your imaginary gf ALL you can gift her for a month is just your smooth talkin... I'm sure she'll understand."

by UrbanEncyclopedia July 12, 2023

LonelyFans

A word colloquially used among people in relationships for guys who use *OnlyFans* . Commonest use of the word is in the Phrase - 'Only LonelyFans watch OnlyFans'

I just came back from work to see my son watching Onlyfans on his laptop. I said to him 'why you pay to see random girls pretend to like you when there's a world fulla real ladies outside. Please don't tell me I'm paying you an allowance to be one them' LonelyFans' Guys. Please don't tell your Pops thats really how you spendin my donations to you!

by UrbanEncyclopedia July 12, 2023