A measurement of time (not to be confused with an 'Instant', which is slower) when one finds themselves going from being motivated to vegged out. Closely related to Explosive Decompression.
"After working 12 hours, I went to the gym for 4 hours and when I got home maximum Laziocity was achieved after I started playing Call of Duty. "
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"